Or there’ll be hell to pay, ‘cause he’s ALL about the money! Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
You feelin’ me? Yeah. I know you do.
Recently, I caught up with Jase. So, my peoples, my peoples, my peoples: grab a drink, get comfy, kick back, and settle in.
Talk at Me, Why Don’t Cha!
WYATT: Welcome back, Jase! I have to say that our conversations continue to be some of the more popular Wyattevans.com entries.
JASE: No prob, my man. (He flashes that broad, infectious smile.) I enjoy keepin’ your readers in the know! And in the flow.
WYATT: Dang, my brotha! You’re thicker and more chiseled than ever!
JASE: (Grinning from ear to ear, and lounging back into a leather recliner, he throws a naughty wink.) You like?
WYATT: Git real, dude! What’s NOT to like? So, how’s bizness?
JASE: Fuckin’ Fab-U-Lous! Makin’ dollas hand ovah fist.
WYATT: So, your shingle will be up for the foreseeable future?
JASE: (He shoots his patented scrunched eye-roll.) Ohhhh, hell yeah! Like I said last time we talked, I ain’t tryin’ ta be financially fucked! Scares tha hell outta me. Escortin’ cash is just too good to turn down, know what I’m sayin’?
WYATT: Yup, I get it. But’cha know, more than a few folks pooh-pooh ‘scorts.
JASE: (My statement raises his ire.) I don’t give a rat’s ass what people think! As I’ve stated before, I provide a needed service! It’s a transaction between two consenting adults. Clients seek me out. Yo! I don’t put a gun to their heads.
JASE: Listen: everything in life is a transaction! A quid pro quo if you will. Let’s say that a wife wants her husband to sign off on a major purchase… and he doesn’t want to. Well, she then withholds the sex! He’s desperate for that pussy, so he eventually gives in. So, what is that? (He howls.)
WYATT: That’s a rather innerestin’ take on the situation.
JASE: Well, whatevah! And lemme say this: my client interactions are NOT always sexual.
WYATT: What??? Seriously?
JASE: Yes, “seriously.” Here’s the deal: folks pay for my time. And whatever happens during that time—and I do mean WHATEVAH–is between two consenting adults.
WYATT: Aight, aight. Question: do you ever just have recreational sex? Ever make love to someone without Benjamins attached?
JASE: (He snuggles back into his chair.) Rarely! And I do mean rarely. Love can be so, so…well, over-rated! And confining. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’m a sexual connoisseur! And with being on the fuckin’ prowl all tha time, variety is the name of my game.
JASE: Ya see, I get off on being desired. And in control! Mos’ def.